Thoughts on My Year in Providence
Rhode Island marked the ninth state I’ve lived in, and I’ve
learned a lot about myself while I was here.
I learned that I really enjoy walking. Over 800 miles
according to my GPS walking app.... I learned that a lot of folks here in Rhode
Island view walking anywhere as the past time of the mentally ill… So even in
the rough neighborhoods, people looked at me oddly and more or less left me
alone.
Except, that is, for the Brown University Police. Apparently
middle aged white dudes outfitted in North Face gear pose an especially
insidious threat. I found myself assuming the “position” against a tree while
needing to justify taking pictures of old buildings on the day I re-enlisted
back in the Air National Guard. The irony was not lost on me.
I learned that the food scene in Providence is pretty
fantastic.
I learned that the downtown area between the mall, Brown,
and the Dunkin’ Donuts center is amazing on foot.
I learned the hard way that GroupOn more or less sucks.
I learned that a “Gagger” is not some sort of term from the
adult entertainment industry, but rather Rhode Island’s idea of a chili dog. I
believe that if you were blind drunk a gagger might just taste like heaven.
I learned that 15 miles is a long walk for a cheese burger.
I learned that wherever someone lives if they expect to meet
friendly, helpful, and kind people you will. I’ve been lucky enough to meet and
work with amazing people.
I learned not to get too close to Leprechauns. I also almost
got in a fight at Wal-Mart with a Leprechaun in the self-checkout lane at
Wal-Mart – because I went to stand in line at the register instead of waiting
outside the queue. My guy Max was there to see this…
I learned that everyone truly does equate Idaho with
potatoes, and no one harbors ill will when you say Idaho, pity sometimes, but
never ill will.
I’ve learned that sheep jokes don’t work too well outside of
Idaho, Wyoming, and Montana.
I learned that people really don’t make eye contact in the
east when in public.
I knew I had one of the best friends in the world. I learned
I had the best – best friend in the world.
I learned that distance not only can make the heart grow
fonder, but can be an amazing way to fall deeply in love with someone.
I learned that one man’s idea of a mountain is another man’s
idea of a foothill.